Add some adventure to your site - buy a Teleporter for only $10. You can send people to different pages on your own site, or provide a list of your favourite URLs. The Teleporter will get your visitors there in style.

If you have advertisers, charge them an extra $100 a month to have their URL entered in the destinations list. This guarantees them visits from amused and happy travelers.

Every once and a while, the Teleporter will send the traveler to Dan Zen's Teleporter page to give them an opportunity to expand the teleportation travelways.

Eventually, the Teleporter will become known as an interface device that operates on mouse rollover instead of mouse click. This will add another dimension to the Web in an acceptable manner. Obviously, banner ads that activate on mouse rollover would be unacceptable (or at least we should hope so).