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What is the story of this hand?
Don't mess with grandpa with a sledge hammer. Once apon a time there was a man sitting around with a toy that looked like an anigator so he named it crocidile because he didnt know the difference between a crocidile and and an aligator so yeah anyways he just kinda played with it then he took his stick and put it on his stick even though it kind of hurt him just a little it felt kind of good so he left it there but then the toy aligator came to life and he started beiting down but the boy still enjoyed his toy on his stick biting down so he left it there again but one day he got really borred so he started twirling it and spinning it aorund and then it became one and fell off the boy and he got sad because he loved his stcik but in the end it was great because he had a stick crocidile/aligator biting yummy fishiy toy. THE END BBBAABBBEEZZZ !@* <333 crocidile Hey, Klinger! I found your nose hair clippers. Zamphir tries out the new Pie Pan Flute... eDan Hey Mr. Moon, is this yours? Harry, stop eating the submarines as hor d'oeuvres! eDan I'm sure if I spin it really fast like a propellar,I can get away from here! Hand is the story of this what. Mashu Coru I don't CARE if it's the Superbowl, dear...I said we're going to Mother's, and that's final! As Glibspim levetated into the ball, she knew all the other Klafrom girls were jealous of her new human hand accessory. - Mashu Coru AS THE VICE CLAMPED DOWN UPON THE DRY AIR, IT CEASED TO EMBRACE THE LAZY FINGER! beware! A limp hand, beware a frm hand. But welcome a sensitive hand. "...Then I told my gynecologist: No *you* put *your* feet in the stirrups!" servants finger Then the etch-a-sketch eraser ate the elbow eDan I found this in the fog! eDan Well, since Herald has his own country, he decided that his flag did not have to be made from cloth. He chose instead sure-flying, weather-resistant tin. The Mexican jumping beans in Pedro's pocket jumped so high that they yanked Pedro's arm right off as he was about to use the sombrero forming tool. eDan Shame on you boy whose zipper did you pull? Make that smile longer-lasting with AmTekCo's "Permalip 2000"*! *The Surgeon General Warms that prolonged smiling may lead to tooth decade. Ah ha - I got that darn cucumber!!! Zee magnet eez so strong eet attracts zee Olive pits from zee Olive! eDan Ah! So there it is! Last I saw it, it was hovering like a dervish over Mount Olympus! It has been used in sacrifical events. To sacrifice a person to the ancient god of distruction.
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