D-lusional?
A peculiar happenstance: I've been hearing music where there is none as of late. No redios outside, none within the house. No idle tank or plank of a stray gituar, no clash of spoons.

That music is coming from somewhere, I tell you.

-- The Letter D


All I hear is silence.
Have you ever just sat back and listened to a Tibetan "Ahm"? It's music to the soul!
I love the sound of a high-speed 1800rpm+ heater blower motor, severely off-balance, as it shakes and echoes through the house!

Yes, I have to yell, even when I type! It's the only way I can hear my own thoughts!

The closest thing I can think of sounding similar would be to stand near an old DC-10 airplane as it starts and runs it's engines, without the low-pitch hum of propellers!! Imagine a DC-10, with no propellers! That's what my house sounds like!

I love it!
Never slept better!


Mooo
Um.. Hmm.. Let's see here.. ummm... Ommm.. At one with the universe, Ommmm.. Umm.. Er.. Hmm.. I was going to put something here worthwhile... Umm.. what was it again? *Looks over her shoulder* What? What's that you say? Oh, ofcourse. *Looks back* MOO!
cow

"Poi" as in poision.

E of BDHW


My Cat makes a Mahru - definitely East Indian.
Chairman Mao was. I don't know if his name was chairman cat or which dialect is which
is Mao the name of a chinese dictator?
no
I do not know.
Isn't mao also the Egyptian word for cat?











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Uhhh, the chinese word for 'cat' is onomatopoeic:

mao (go on, say it).

Cosmo Bimbo, Almighty Lord of Onomatopoeia


Last night I had this dream that I've had before. Same dream. different chapter. I was somewhere and I had a little boy with me, and we were trying to get away from a group of men with bad intentions, mostly toward the boy. Towards the end I escaped with him to an apartment building which rented by the night for $35.00, which you put in a vending machine and a key fell thru a slot. I didn't have $36.00 but I found a key and we went upstairs to the apartment. There was a Tv. Somebodies clothes were in the bathroom, a girls. She let us stay,
zenbaby@netscape.net

fun. but nothing beats bass bow on guitar string.
or beating wine glasses together.
hello

Wow! I just have to say that that last post is worth trying. Cool.
Electric guitarists/bassists take note:Take any rechargable motorized device, such as an electric razor, mechanized toys, etc.....and turn it on, then move it about in swirls over top the pick-ups(Keeping within a 0-4" range....maybe a bit more) of your instrument.The electromagnetics of the electric razor (Or whatever, but I've found razors work the best and have used them the most)will mess with the fields from the pick-ups.You can have lots of fun making weird noises.Experiment.Amuse.Freak-out!!!

NB-Never use ANYTHING plugged in for this purpose!Also, battery operated things don't work very much...but some are ok.



pay no-mind, pay know mind...

for I am just a talking cow...

oink...
oink-oink...

do not pay any attention to the talking cow sitting on your lap... oink-oink...

pay know-mind to the talking cow!!!!!

WHY THE HELL ARE YOU LOOKING AT ME?!?!?! I SAID FOR YOU TO PAY NO MIND TO THE FREAKING TALKING COW!!!!!!!!!! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?!?!?!

...wait! where are you going?


snurfflllle-splat ewfawwert GGGGGgggnnnssssssnnnnawwwttte

Would you *oink* like *yyeechh* milk with that tea?

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I love my talking cow because she stands up on the table at my school's cafeteria and sometimes, she'll do an obscene dance...


i AM my talking cow.
thalia


"Poit!" is the coolest onomatopoea (sp?0 that I know of.
If you ever find yourself travelling through Kentucky, check out the Luray caverns.Sure, Mammoth caves are indeed much more extensive and do go a bit deeper....however...

Theres this one "Cathedral chamber" (And they DO mean Cathedral) where all of the stalagmites/tites have small rubber and wood hammers that tap them.The hammers are hooked up to an extensive, invisible system of old hydraulic tubes....which terminates at a pipe-organ type of set up.This little old lady sits down and plays all yer faves....Nearer my God to thee, God bless America, Beethovin's 5th etc.Remember, though....this is all coming from vibrating rocks in a huge, mile under ground cavern!It WILL destroy your brain if you get into it.


Squoink

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Aiieee...aaaaawha.
Happy cantalope, happy cantalope, happy cantaLA-LA-la-la-lope,happy cantaLA-LA-la-la-lope,, happy cantalope, happy cantalope..
@&~&@#^$!?$&@.<
piitttlllyyspa- TIONGGbrrrrrrrrr thhunk... sshink shhink shhhhhhink shWING....BLAM....thud
ZeWeRwErWeRwErWeRg... ZwAvOiNk!
CRUNCHIE
ping*ping*ping
how do you change the colors or make the text big or small?
wuga wuga wuga wuga
snnnnippet
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
(large breath) AAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
that feels much better!!!
krrrrraaaaaakkk-KOW! Bong-ting-ting-ting-ting-ping-ping-pingitty-pong- plang-sprang-bonggity-boom....... WHAK!
swoosh...swoosh...swoosh-CRACK...spreeeeeeeeeewwwww...thud. tappa tappa tappa tappa. tap tap tap tap...swoosh...swoosh.. swoo-CRACK. spreeeewwwwwwwww-CRASH! tinkle tinkletinkle ting....clunkl... tappitytappitytappity... weeee-ooooo-weeeEEEE-OOOOOooo-weeeeeee-oooooo..... TAPPITYTAPPITY.... ssssssss..... thump.... whunk.... weeeee-ooooo-weeee-ooooo...
(it tells a story, see?)
I use a pair of Kawai K1's (one is original series 1, the other is series II), some obscure MIDI devices picked up at pawn shops, my PC, a Drum synth, a BASS-LINE generator, footpedal effects arrays, some drum mini-synths, noismaking toys, a handmade tom-tom, some old flutes, couple of distorted mics, the "Ugly Stick (TM) handmade electric guitar, and wired violin, an electric "spool", and a few items that I know I'm forgetting to mention.

565


Can you make all the noises below. I can on the MOOG. Check out the sounds in Gorgolon.
I am in an up-and-comming noise band. Anybody interested in noise, should check out industrial music, and look for my band called "UPC".

565


Pleasant evening.

hello
gruuuunnnnngg gggggrrrrrrlll ybrkbrkbrkbr kblublublublub.

Neads a tune up!


creeeeeeeek
wuga wuga wuga
ooga booga
ouuuuuga!!!!
Hi There
What is your name

DING DONGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!
snap
SNAP!
Kroinky Doink Spank
GASP!!!!!
Phart, Phart!!!!!!
zoingy chink

~ED WILL RULE THE TINY PEOPLE!!!


BLEHK