I have noticed that nearly all ships in bottles of modern times, the bottle is cut open to place the ship within. Doesn't that defeat the purpose of creating through skill, the ship in the bottle, to begin with?

I would like to someday make a ship in a bottle, using the traditional method which required extremely steady hands, inhuman patience and undying desire to create.

CZ


I have noticed that nearly all ships in bottles of modern times, the bottle is cut open to place the ship within. Doesn't that defeat the purpose of creating through skill, the ship in the bottle, to begin with?

I would like to someday make a ship in a bottle, using the traditional method which required extremely steady hands, inhuman patience and undying desire to create.

CZ


I was watching Tuvalu today. And you know, theres this little part where Anton is given but a wee little bottle and within the wee little bottle was a wee little ship. A gorgeous thing it was, I promise you. He was quite happy with this little thing and took it into the powl with him.

Out into the middle he went, wearing a captians hat and using floatation toys to pattle around on a life preserver.

Once out there in the middle, he had a fabulous idea. Take the ship from the bottle and let it float on the surface with him! They would have a grand old time, Anton and the ship.

Quickly he removed the stopper and carefully removed the ship, smiling brightly. Placing it on the surface of the water and letting it free fto float.

The ship promprtly sank.

Anton was dismayed.

Why did his boat sink?

-- The Letter D


If I could save time in a bottle...


If I could save time in a bottle...


Bottles are for ships, not for people!
i press buttons but nothing happens
what is this?
hi

hihi
cant
you frighten me
how can we get the cork out of the bottle and deep into the pussy? she asked scratching her scalp and drooling.
horrible echo in here.
huddled howling mass--
what is there to fear,
but the noise against the glass?

i press my face against the glass. which side am i on?
Ooh, I bet that if we tipped the bottle on it's side and knawed at the cork, we could get out!
how many times do i have to say that i can't spill?!?!?!?!
Dude, you misspelled the word "repeated".

why are there so many repeted messages in this den?
is anyone else getting sick of just licking the bottom of this bottle for food?
A bottle of what?
ha ha guffaw.
I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a
FRONTAL LOBOTOMY!!!!
once?
inside the bottle?
outside the bottle?
mind in a bottle?
bottle in your mind?
Hey...... Get me out of here..
I cant breath.

love is good and love is kind...love is drunk and love is blind...
Blasted! That's it!!!
What if we blasted this bottle?
Then we would all be free! Hazah!! !!hazaH

Does any one have some dyno-mite?


Where are my pants?
Has anyone seen my pants?

Did you take my pants, you FREAK?!?!?!?! Where in the HECK did you put my pants? HMMMMMMMM?!?!?!?!

What? What's that you say?

Oh...
I see...
Oh...
Oh, gosh...
Ummmm, sorry...
I guess I was wearing them after all...
Didn't mean to accuse you or anything. It's just too crowded in this blasted bottle.


I have fallen in this bottle...
darn, I wish I had suction cups on my hands.

Silly dragon...
Bottles are for shrunken persons!
hey ill ram the side of the bottle with my head!
hold on.
..............................

WHAM!!!!

OWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOW

-the only dragon in the bottle


arghh! oww! I damaged my wing!

EVERYONE ELSE: WING?

ME: YEAGH IM A DRAGON.


ughh! I fell from so high I think i broke my arm.
argghh owwww! at least because of the fact that im a dragon I will heal fast.
ughh! I fell from so high I think i broke my arm.
argghh owwww! at least because of the fact that im a dragon I will heal fast
How did I fall in this bottle?
I can hardly breath.
Need oxygen.
I feel small
Get me out of this bottle, Please!!!!
What is going on in here?

I was hoping Mox would have been one of the shrunken people in here with me.
The object of the game is conversation, the rules are much like that in life, with the exceptions that in here, a response is not imediate, there is a bit of anonymity, and you might find yourself saying things that normaly you might not mention in public.
how do u play this and y is there A RUBIX cube,a silloutte of a circle and one of a mouth and a squiggilly line??
hello??



how do you play this???
What do you suppose "ejukashun" means?? Does it mean that the bottle is squishy?? I think so.
sdfgsdgdfasga

HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLPPPPPPP! fuck this bottle!
Next time your boss walks in and catches you doing nothing, try saying this:

"I know it looks like I'm not doing anything, but on a cellular level, I'm realy quite busy!"


say...ooohh la la- say....
I think I'll start planning the faking of my own death, maybe a new beginning is in order. I crave the freedom, and this life is driving me insane.
Life sux
Life sucks
this is no game this is real life
I think that when somebody leaves messages like some of those below, stating their opinion of the dens looking "retarded", we should wait a few days before posting any messages, just to realy let them look stupid.
Why are there so many people comming in here always assuming that this is some sort of chat or something, like they have never seen a form-based text entry window for static messages. Then they have the nerve to say it's "retarded", look who's talking. Get a clue, then maybe an ejukashun, then get back to us when you understand.
okay back again
is there anyone reading this stuff?
now what?
it looks realy retarded to me
hello is there any one hear

Well, I forgot my deodourant. Sorry people
oh, and get off my arm, please
you can't win, damnit!
should have knew what was goin' to happen
I think we all are overlooking one thing here: what if the bottle breaks?
Damn that Eg Ry!
2320 other people, huh? I think he's gonna win...
strange...I don't feel any shorter.....
who's your daddy?
hey look...pills...
what the...
anyone is here right now?
hello?
is this weird to anyone else?

Dang it, I thought I could win!
hello?
it looks kinda retarded to me
i'm not sure bout this game
booioioioioioioioioing

I hate this game!!!








































































Thousands of humans were shrunk by the evil barnacle, Eg Ry, for draining pools and bathtubs. Eg Ry used a Dan Zen game to send a radioactive homing signal accross the Internet to the victim's computer. A satellite was aimed at the homing signal and a ray of nano-thecnological machines was beamed into the body replacing the human molecules with smaller barnacle-size molecules producing shrinking.

As people were shrinking they had time to email their friends to come save them and told them how to avoid the Eg Ry trap. Unfortunately there were more traps. Eventually, 2325 people were shrunk and put into a bottle. 5928 people were emailed to save them before Arman passed all the tests of the Eg Ry Barnacle Registery and was invited to pick up a certificate from Eg Ry's laboratory. Arman chose wisely to reverse the shrinkray and save the people. Here is what they talked about in the bottle...