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THE JERSEYVILLE JIGSAW AUTO RALLY

A. Follow the INSTRUCTIONS, and answer as many
   questions as you can to increase your tally.

B. See the appended LIST OF TREASURES TO COLLECT.

C. Also, if absolutely necessary, note the
   ENVELOPE FOR THE LOST which contains a
   sketched map of the route.

D. You may resort to the ENVELOPE FOR THE
   DESPERATE in an extreme emergency.  This will
   disclose the final meeting place.

E. A cassette tape of MOOD MUSIC FOR RALLYING is
   available.

F. Beware of the dastardly duo; DR. ZIGZAG and
   his evil chauffeur, BLOETYRE.




INSTRUCTIONS

Q1

DIRECTIONS: Head towards Canterbury Hills.

  QUESTION: What are the names of three lodges
            in the area?

      HINT: Check delivery entrances.  Half a mark
            for the answer of what is in the yard
            of the lodge without a name plate if
            you can not get the name.

    ANSWER: 1.
            2.
            3.

    POINTS: 3

Q2

DIRECTIONS: Come out of Canterbury Hills and turn
            right on Old Dundas Road.  Drive to the
            far end of the Old Mill Parking Lot #1.

  QUESTION: What is written on the signs at the
            bottom of the wooden stairs?

    ANSWER:

    POINTS: 1

Q3

DIRECTIONS: Turn right onto Wilson (the main street
            of Ancaster) and then left at the church
            with rockets on the top.  Drive to the
            Ancaster Golf And Country Club at the end
            of the street.

  QUESTION: Which hole is on the left of the mansion
            and adjacent the lower parking lot?

      HINT: Stay off the green.

    ANSWER:

    POINTS: 2

Q4

DIRECTIONS: Catch Dr. Zigzag and Bloetyre behind the
            Ancaster Library to get the rest of the
            instructions they swiped.

    POINTS: 2 marks for begging them to give you the
            documents

 BREAKDOWN: 1/4 for whining
            1/4 for stomping
            1/4 for threatening
            1/4 for calm, level-headed reasoning
            1/4 for crying
            1/4 for kissing hands
            1/4 for outlandishly complimenting
            1/4 for profusely thanking if they oblige
                  

SWIPED INSTRUCTIONS


Q5

DIRECTIONS: Drive Southwardly along Wilson and turn
            right onto Jerseyville Road.  Take your
            next right down Lover's Lane.  Lover's
            Lane will become Sulphur Springs Road
            after a while.  Once you pass the
            Hermitage you will come to a road sign
            indicating that Sulphur Springs Road
            turns to the right; follow Sulphur
            Springs Road to Sulphur Springs.

  QUESTION: How many wooden slats or rungs are there
            on the bridge over Sulphur Springs?

      HINT: Do not include the supports along the
            side.

    ANSWER:

    POINTS: 1


Q6

DIRECTIONS: Come back up Sulphur Springs Road and
            turn right onto Mineral Springs Road.
            You will come to a hamlet just beyond an
            "Extreme Caution Sharp Curve" sign.

  QUESTION: Draw the path the road takes until the
            corresponding sign facing the other way
            is reached.

      HINT: Bloetyre had to drive back and forth
            until Dr. Zigzag truly realized the
            full beauty of such road design.

    ANSWER: Draw the path below.

    POINTS: 2


Q7

DIRECTIONS: Continue along Mineral Springs (it may
            turn into Sloat Road).  Turn left onto
            Governor's Road (HWY 99) and then turn
            right onto Inksetter Road.  Go over the
            tracks.

  QUESTION: How many ponds can bee seen from the
            road?

      HINT: Do not go past the concession crossroad
            (2 miles).

    ANSWER:

    POINTS: 2


Q8

DIRECTIONS: Get back on Governor's Road, head
            towards downtown Copetown, and turn left
            onto HWY 52.  About 2 miles down the
            road, turn left onto Powerline Road.
            Drive about two miles down Powerline
            Road.

  QUESTION: What is the name of the road on the
            right with the "Road Closed" sign?

      HINT: By the way, the first house on the right
            past this road is where I grew up (the
            house in the trees).

    ANSWER:

    POINTS: 1


Q9

DIRECTIONS: Go down the closed road.  A tower is on
            the left about a mile down the road.

  QUESTION: How many dishes and drums are there on
            the tower?

      HINT: Do not climb the tower - even though Dr.
            Zigzag did.

    ANSWER:

    POINTS: 1


Q10

DIRECTIONS: Continue past the tower and turn left
            onto Jerseyville Road.  At the "s-curve"
            have someone carve their initials in the
            Sand Bluff. Make sure the initials are
            big enough to be seen from the road.

  QUESTION: What initials were carved in the Sand
            Bluff before you got there?

      HINT: Use a stick.  Record all the sets of
            initials.

    ANSWER:

    POINTS: 2


Q11

DIRECTIONS: Continue along Jerseyville Road and turn
            left down Martin's Side Road.

  QUESTION: What is blocking the road?

      HINT: Go about 2 miles down.

    ANSWER:

    POINTS: 1


Q12

DIRECTIONS: Come back up Martin's Side Road and turn
            right onto Jerseyville Road.  Go back
            past the "s-curve".  Go across HWY 52.
            Keep going on Jerseyville  about eight
            miles.  Part-way, you will pass through 2
            stop signs about 2 miles apart. Keep
            going, Turn left onto Ranch Road.  Find
            the "cocoon" of a highway.

  QUESTION: When will the highway be ready?

      HINT: The Ranch Road sign is only visible
            coming from the other way because
            Bloetyre ran over the first sign.

    ANSWER:

    POINTS: 1


Q13

DIRECTIONS: Come back the way you came on
            Jerseyville Road and turn left onto
            Lynden Road.

  QUESTION: What ornament is on the lawn of the
            Sentry School?

    ANSWER:

    POINTS: 1

     BONUS: 4 marks for the oddest wooden off-cut
            collected from the school; 3 marks for
            the next oddest; etc.

Q14

DIRECTIONS: Continue down Lynden Road and turn left
            onto Indian Trail.  Turn right onto
            Misner Road.

  QUESTION: What does the sign on the driveway post
            say?

    ANSWER:

    POINTS: 1


Q15

DIRECTIONS: Drive under the canopy of trees. Do a
            little zigzag and turn right onto
            Powerline Road. Go all the way to Field
            Road and turn right.

  QUESTION: What is written in black letters above
            "400 DUNLEA"?

    ANSWER:

    POINTS: 1

     BONUS: 1 what is the "true" meaning of this word?

    ANSWER:


Q16

DIRECTIONS: Go to the Jerseyville Cemetery.

  QUESTION: Take an etching of the back of the grave
            marked "Poulton". Use the blank next page.

    POINTS: 2




DO ETCHING HERE:


Q17

DIRECTIONS: Continue down Field Road and go across
            Jerseyville Road onto Union Street.  At
            the curve down the dip turn left into the
            greenhouses.

  QUESTION: What is the name of the person watering
            the plants?

    ANSWER:

    POINTS: 1

     BONUS: 1 mark for finding out what Richard
            does to people he knows in cars as
            they drive by.

    ANSWER:


Q18

DIRECTIONS: At the end of Union Street,  turn left
            onto Sunnyridge Road.  Turn right into
            the park entrance just past 76
            Sunnyridge.  Park in the lot
            - keep to the right.

  QUESTION: What does the water taste like?

    ANSWER:

    POINTS: 1

Q19

DIRECTIONS: Bring all the belongings that you want
            for the picnic with you including your
            ANSWERS and TREASURES. Walk diagonally
            across the field and out the other
            entrance.  Cross the street and walk a
            little ways to the left until you see a
            path to the right which goes behind the
            houses.  This was an operational train
            track until Dr. Zigzag and Bloetyre blew
            it up. Follow the path until you see a
            school house.

    POINTS: 4 points for arriving first; 3 points
            for arriving second; etc.



TOTAL POINTS:          /30

BONUS POINTS:          / 6



LIST OF TREASURES TO COLLECT

The treasures must be from "the side of the road."

POINTS                     TREASURE


  2            Water from a pond on Inksetter Road to
               prove to Dr. Zigzag that it is not a
               pond of ink.

  1            Something hollow.

  1            A Boccie rock.

  2            An egg suitable for an egg race.

  1            An apple so that Bloetyre can practise
               his crossbowing.

  1            Something furry.

  1            An object having a "J" as its first
               letter.

  1            Something unusual.
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TREASURE BONUS: 4 extra marks for finding the most
                unusual object; 3 extra marks for
                finding the second most unusual
                object; etc.



TREASURE POINTS:          /14

   TOTAL POINTS:          /30

   BONUS POINTS:          / 6



    RALLY TALLY:          /50






      
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